I suspect they all ganged up to test my patience. To see whether Cruz Teng will keep himself under control and refrain from spewing a string of vulgarities on cue.
A:
Eh eh, dinner provided?
Cruz:
What?! Don’t understand what is 家常便饭 is it?!
B:
Eh eh, what time huh?
Cruz:
What? Write there so big 7pm you cannot see is it?!
C:
Eh eh, [...]

Most of my friends are either the same age as me, or slightly older. There are a handful of younger ones and BR takes the cake chalking up a nine year gap.
Wah lao.
BR:
You going to JX’s place for steamboat?
Cruz:
Not sure yet. I’ve got like 500 places to go to.
BR:
Wah! I not that many.
You wanna bring [...]

This CNY has been very different.
The usual gathering on CNY eve was cancelled because I was at Chinatown. And I was usually absent from the mass visiting on CNY Day 1 and 2, because I was either working, out of town or plain lazy.
Well, I more than made up for it this year. In fact, [...]