Nearly 10 months after the commercial release of the song, I’ve yet to receive a single cent from my CCA.
*thunder and lightning*
Put down those pig heads, people.
The songwriting fees are actually with Taz (陳台證）, who stays an apartment block away from my mahjong kaki. Getting the money would be easy if not for [...]

Overheard on WRM this morning,
Cruz:
Stanley Huang is furious that EMI Taiwan forgot to submit his album for the Taiwan Golden Melody Awards, thus denying him of a chance to be nominated for Best Male Artiste.
Peifen:
Uh huh.
Cruz:
You know, Justin Ce Tian’s album is distributed by EMI too… I’m wondering if they submitted his album.
Peifen:
You mean that’s [...]

晚上10点。
做完［1979］第四集。突然想喝巧克力奶昔。
开车到了离我家相当远的麦当劳。因为无须下车，可以直接点饮料。
那台死人机器又坏了。已经是这个星期的第三次了。怎么会这样？！
不行！我一定要喝到chocolate milkshake。不然今晚会睡不着。
开车到了另一间麦当劳。。。什么？！也坏了？！什么东西啊！
上车开始思考要如何写投诉信。喝不到chocolate milkshake你知道我有多失望吗？机器偶尔故障也就算了。怎么可能一个星期内坏三次？
电话突然响了。是972的礼莲。她说要播《路人甲》，想确认是不是我写的。当初就不应该用什么烂笔名去混淆人家了。
“Awww.. Thanks for playing my heartbreak story.”
忽然想起了一个不该想的人。写什么烂歌词啊。干嘛要来记录这段往事啊。
歌曲播完，手机又响了。是公司营业部高级副总裁传来的简讯。
“Did I hear correctly that you wrote the lyrics to Lu Ren Jia?”
“You listening to 972 huh? Alamak! You didn’t know? I must have been too subtle about this. Hahaha. Yes, I wrote that song.”
“So sad to hear it’s a real story. It’s ok. You have grown [...]

Ok, the cat is out of the bag.
I explicitly told everyone with access to the microphone in the 933 studio not to harp on this. It would be a secret, I thought… until we unwittingly spilled the beans on the grand stage at the Singapore Hit Awards.
I never thought I would fall [...]