One or two generations ago, the process was pretty straight forward. People didn’t pay for wise old men to count the number of strokes in a name, and match those against babies’ eight characters.

Let’s consider 张女士’s predicament. She badly wants a daughter, but her gynaecologist has confirmed that she’s bearing a son.

Taking a leaf out of our elders’ book- where exasperated parents name their new borns “来弟” after giving birth to a string of daughters, I suggested she should simply name her my son “来妹” or “召妹”.

Lovely.

We were all bent over with laughter while talking about Valentina Hasan’s rendition of KEN LEE, and there was nothing but a gigantic question mark on her face.

For the benefit of those who haven’t heard KEN LEE, here’s the track that has taken cyberspace by storm.

People love her, evident from the second video.

Someone has got to tell him that it wasn’t the right place and time to speak up on problem gambling.

他在台上唱了几首歌后便开口说：“这是赌场，妈妈说不要去赌场，因为会输好多钱，我还是去赌场，因为我想看到你们，你们来看演出还是来赌钱？

I googled my name (as usual), and was scratching my head over the search results. When did I attend an event with Elvin and Jade and added to the glamour along the way?

OH! I didn’t.

He did.

Now that we have his mugshot as our mobile phone wallpaper, we must not take any chances and neglect the allegation(s) that he had received training in Afghanistan. Thank goodness for TalkingCock.Com‘s handy print out.

Muahahahahhahahaha!

Oh my… I laughed so hard that I must have exhausted my entire calorie intake for the day!

Sugie appeared to be totally traumatised by his own booboo. I’m quite sure he will demand to see my identity card before he speaks to me from now on. Danny, on the other hand, was quite amused by the entire episode. He asked how I felt about the resemblance.

Well, we both have two eyes, one nose, one mouth and a d….. eep passion for Radio. So yes, we are pretty alike. =D

Responding to his request of changing his picture on the Links page, I’ve consolidated a number of images. Which one should I choose?

Muahahahahhaa