Two of my friends celebrate their birthdays today. I started an hour long countdown special on Whatsapp last night.

Although there were nine people in the group chat, the excitement started to decline after a while.

And so, I initiated a round of phototaking.

泡泡茶風靡台北、新加坡等地的同時，有業者進軍英國市場，每天售出五百杯高價、高糖、高熱量的飲料。

嘉蕙：
什麼？你不喜歡泡泡茶？

志勇：
我肯定不會為了一杯飲料而排隊。 5分鐘內買不到，我就走了。而且，不覺得特別好喝⋯⋯我也不喜歡那些圓圓、澱粉類的東西－像湯圓、麻餈、珍珠粉圓之類的。

嘉蕙：
什麼？你不喜歡珍珠？可是他們都說You are what you eat. 那為什麼你整個人看起來就像一顆大珍珠？

各位同學，

看完了本年度兩場「紅星大獎」頒獎典禮，我有必要在這裡提醒大家兩個詞彙的正確讀音。

戚玉武和瑞恩是最佳男女主角，不是最佳男女主腳。

鍾琴是最佳綜藝節目主持人，不是最佳粽藝節目主持人。端午節還沒到。謝謝。

I had this problem in the last two days, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

The solution is here!

Firstly, click on the Account tab on the top left hand corner of the application. Select Help Center.

Enter your login details in the top right corner. Tick Keep me logged on.

You should be fine by now.

If not, login via your desktop. Go to Account Settings -> Account Security. Deselect the Secure Browsing (https) option and retry the steps above.

I have no further solutions if this doesn’t work. You’ll have to seek help elsewhere.

Apart from a four hour shift on Friday morning and an outdoor appearance on Sunday afternoon, I basically spent the long weekend with the same group of people. Lots of food and lots of laughter. And some lessons learnt.

#1: Cruz Teng doesn’t have much patience. Do not repeat a question more than twice.

I suspect she was testing me. Vulgarity censored.

#2: Cruz Teng is a show-off.

#3: Do not leave your iPhone unattended.

Note: The milder update is from me. Someone else keyed in the crude statement.