This is a warning to my family and friends, readers and listeners, acquaintances and associates. Do not come near me on 15 Apr. Susan Miller has this to say:

You have only one really tense day due, and it’s coming on April 15. On this day, Mars (war, energy) and Uranus (surprise, outbursts, and explosions) will merge energies and in so doing, oppose your Sun and be conjunct transiting Saturn. That’s a potent brew. Those Virgos who were born on or within four days of September 16 will feel this aspect most…

If I can make people cry on a normal day, I don’t know what I am capable of on 15 Apr. Muahahahhaha.

On a cheerier note, I might get some good news at the end of the month.

Virgo is a sign that does well in the communicative arts. If you are a screenplay writer, producer, author, editor, or in other ways work in broadcasting or publishing, you will find opportunity at month’s end.

Excellent.

I really should be working on my radio drama script, or the 800-word Chinese composition due on Friday, instead of reading my April horoscope. Yongfook recommends this for people who are easily distracted.