An attempt to get myself on the Taiwan papers

Yes, I’m not content just appearing on the front cover of local newspapers. Muahahahha. I just have to try my luck at getting some space on Taiwanese tabloids.

I was at Rao He Night Market a while ago and I needed to pee. Very very badly.

I scouted high and low, but to no avail.

“I have to peeeeeee! Don’t care liao. I’ll pee in the nearest dark alley I can find.”

“But what if I get caught? Haiyah… No one knows me in Taipei lah….”

“Chop chop pee, chop chop flee!”

As I darted into the a reasonably dark alley, and prepared to say, “Excuse me hor, paiseh paiseh, I really need to pee!” (to random spirits who might be occupying that space), I saw a portable toilet at the end of the road!

*ding ding ding

*****

In other news, I demonstrated the art of speed shopping. HY was later heard saying, “丁志勇以狂風掃落葉之勢在一個傍晚買了一雙鞋子、一個包包、還有十多件衣服。”

真的。要不是店員手腳慢吞吞,我還可以買的更多。。。 。。。

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12 Responses to “An attempt to get myself on the Taiwan papers”

  1. sam Says:

    haha.. good try..

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  2. Danny Says:

    plenty of toilet appears when you don’t need it, haha

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  3. gerlynn Says:

    Wahaha!! So i guess it didn’t work huh?? hohoho!!

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  4. Michie Says:

    LOL! Heng never in the papers ah!!This kind dun wan lah! Wow! U boosting Taiwan’s economy ah?

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  5. 某人 Says:

    heh if you speak singlish in taiwan THEY may not understand.. no?

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  6. sharon-ting Says:

    hahaha ! cruz . it have been long long since i last tag you .. hmm .. reali so brave of u .. wahaha .. luckily im not there if not i will take a photo of u pee-ing & fly back to singapore right away .. =x .. & post it on newspaper .. wahaha !! JOKING !! =p

    *hope no singaporean is there*

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  7. syl Says:

    lol!
    buy more stuffs lah! it’s so much cheaper lorr.
    rao he.. more of food right?
    take care eh!

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  8. Elaine Says:

    Haha good ideas!

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  9. rene Says:

    wonder how was it like for u to be on taiwan newspaper.. hahax

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  10. wise Says:

    aiya… u dare not de la

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  11. joz Says:

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    i NEED to hear ur voice in the mornings.

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  12. moon Says:

    hey, waiting u come bk for WRM!!!

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