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An attempt to get myself on the Taiwan papers
19 November 2008 Wednesday | 0:23 | 2008/11 Taiwan

Yes, I’m not content just appearing on the front cover of local newspapers. Muahahahha. I just have to try my luck at getting some space on Taiwanese tabloids.

I was at Rao He Night Market a while ago and I needed to pee. Very very badly.

I scouted high and low, but to no avail.

“I have to peeeeeee! Don’t care liao. I’ll pee in the nearest dark alley I can find.”

“But what if I get caught? Haiyah… No one knows me in Taipei lah….”

“Chop chop pee, chop chop flee!”

As I darted into the a reasonably dark alley, and prepared to say, “Excuse me hor, paiseh paiseh, I really need to pee!” (to random spirits who might be occupying that space), I saw a portable toilet at the end of the road!

*ding ding ding

*****

In other news, I demonstrated the art of speed shopping. HY was later heard saying, “丁志勇以狂風掃落葉之勢在一個傍晚買了一雙鞋子、一個包包、還有十多件衣服。”

真的。要不是店員手腳慢吞吞，我還可以買的更多。。。 。。。

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12 Comments

  1. sam
    November 19, 2008 00:28

    haha.. good try..

  2. Danny
    November 19, 2008 03:10

    plenty of toilet appears when you don’t need it, haha

    http://dannykwokcy.blogspot.com/
  3. gerlynn
    November 19, 2008 08:39

    Wahaha!! So i guess it didn’t work huh?? hohoho!!

  4. Michie
    November 19, 2008 16:41

    LOL! Heng never in the papers ah!!This kind dun wan lah! Wow! U boosting Taiwan’s economy ah?

  5. 某人
    November 19, 2008 16:54

    heh if you speak singlish in taiwan THEY may not understand.. no?

    http://ycroxmyworld.blogspot.com
  6. sharon-ting
    November 19, 2008 20:21

    hahaha ! cruz . it have been long long since i last tag you .. hmm .. reali so brave of u .. wahaha .. luckily im not there if not i will take a photo of u pee-ing & fly back to singapore right away .. =x .. & post it on newspaper .. wahaha !! JOKING !! =p

    *hope no singaporean is there*

  7. syl
    November 19, 2008 20:59

    lol!

    buy more stuffs lah! it’s so much cheaper lorr.

    rao he.. more of food right?

    take care eh!

  8. Elaine
    November 19, 2008 23:36

    Haha good ideas!

  9. rene
    November 20, 2008 00:07

    wonder how was it like for u to be on taiwan newspaper.. hahax

  10. wise
    November 20, 2008 23:46

    aiya… u dare not de la

  11. joz
    November 20, 2008 23:59

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    i NEED to hear ur voice in the mornings.

  12. moon
    November 21, 2008 11:18

    hey, waiting u come bk for WRM!!!