An attempt to get myself on the Taiwan papers
Yes, I’m not content just appearing on the front cover of local newspapers. Muahahahha. I just have to try my luck at getting some space on Taiwanese tabloids.
I was at Rao He Night Market a while ago and I needed to pee. Very very badly.
I scouted high and low, but to no avail.
“I have to peeeeeee! Don’t care liao. I’ll pee in the nearest dark alley I can find.”
“But what if I get caught? Haiyah… No one knows me in Taipei lah….”
“Chop chop pee, chop chop flee!”
As I darted into the a reasonably dark alley, and prepared to say, “Excuse me hor, paiseh paiseh, I really need to pee!” (to random spirits who might be occupying that space), I saw a portable toilet at the end of the road!
*ding ding ding
In other news, I demonstrated the art of speed shopping. HY was later heard saying, “丁志勇以狂風掃落葉之勢在一個傍晚買了一雙鞋子、一個包包、還有十多件衣服。”
真的。要不是店員手腳慢吞吞，我還可以買的更多。。。 。。。
November 19th, 2008 at 12:28 am
haha.. good try..
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November 19th, 2008 at 3:10 am
plenty of toilet appears when you don’t need it, haha
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Wahaha!! So i guess it didn’t work huh?? hohoho!!
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
LOL! Heng never in the papers ah!!This kind dun wan lah! Wow! U boosting Taiwan’s economy ah?
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November 19th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
heh if you speak singlish in taiwan THEY may not understand.. no?
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
hahaha ! cruz . it have been long long since i last tag you .. hmm .. reali so brave of u .. wahaha .. luckily im not there if not i will take a photo of u pee-ing & fly back to singapore right away .. =x .. & post it on newspaper .. wahaha !! JOKING !! =p
*hope no singaporean is there*
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
lol!
buy more stuffs lah! it’s so much cheaper lorr.
rao he.. more of food right?
take care eh!
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Haha good ideas!
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November 20th, 2008 at 12:07 am
wonder how was it like for u to be on taiwan newspaper.. hahax
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November 20th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
aiya… u dare not de la
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November 20th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
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i NEED to hear ur voice in the mornings.
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November 21st, 2008 at 11:18 am
hey, waiting u come bk for WRM!!!
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