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［師奶殺手］再出擊
22 September 2008 Monday | 18:39 | -

The auntie killer wannabe strikes again and gets more freebies. OMG.

I was at Metro today to get a bottle of eau de toilette. The salesperson tried to sell other items, but I already had my mind set and was in a hurry to leave. “It’s ok, I’ll just take this. Can you give me…erm…”

I paused to think of the correct term. You know the slip of paper that individual counters issue customers to be presented at the cashier’s? Sales order? Purchase order? Sales draft? Invoice? Don’t know lah.

As I was hemming and hawing away, the lady exclaimed, “Yes yes, I have free gift to give you. [sic]”

Before I could explain myself, she shoved a 75ml bottle of shower gel and three 2ml vials of the same fragrance into my hands.

Oh. Ok. Thank you very much.

It looks like I’m destined to be the next auntie killer. Or it could be that I look CHEAP.

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17 Comments

  1. Chor Seng
    September 22, 2008 19:01

    U mean receipt??

    • Cruz
      September 22, 2008 19:17

      receipt meh?
      isn’t the receipt the one issued at the cashier’s?

      http://www.cruzteng.com
  2. medory
    September 22, 2008 20:27

    Cruz FYI, sales memo keke

  3. jasmine
    September 22, 2008 21:35

    nxt time can bring me go shopping wif u? or help me buy things…. lol…. mayb u buy mee oso got extra noodles lor… haha… :P

  4. girlgir;
    September 22, 2008 22:32

    kekeke… twice… maybe can buy 4d… may strike u kwn…

  5. 海芋小姐
    September 22, 2008 23:32

    Nahhh… You dont look like Auntie-Killer leh. Well, of cos not C.H.E.A.P.O too la! Haha~ Think majority of the Singaporeans would attempt to get something else FOC… So… Hee!

  6. 小师妹
    September 23, 2008 01:12

    Yups it’s called the sales memo , but i always heard them refering as “memo” for short.

    I guess the sales staff are just too used to ppl asking for freebies.

    So not to worry abt being mistaken as a cheapo.

  7. Jess89
    September 23, 2008 02:34

    LOL it’s your day man. You are lucky that they gives you things. I guess if for other shoppers, they may need to ask for it… Or maybe it shows that you are popular?? (not among the aunties but in singapore) Hah.. =)

  8. Girl
    September 23, 2008 09:29

    Haha… so nice… hope you won’t be offered with free gifts to the extent that you are too paiseh to take in future… cos too many liao! :P

  9. gerlynn
    September 23, 2008 19:37

    WA!!!師奶殺手!!

    *full of envy*

  10. N.A
    September 23, 2008 22:25

    Hi Cruz, FYI that’s call “Sale Chit”. you are not “shi nai sha shou” la… that seem like you are like dongfang billy’s generation…. you jus have the “ren yuan” la…..

  11. Pamela
    September 24, 2008 00:49

    The slip is called Sales Internal Slip.

  12. sharon – ting
    September 24, 2008 08:43

    ZhiYong .. =.=”"

    alamak leh @_@ .. reali shi nai sha shou ~ …hahahahaaa ~~ ..

    bring me along la next time =D .. lidat can save on alot of things le =)

  13. CeLia
    September 24, 2008 11:09

    師奶殺手 #1!

    u haf got e cute dimpley smile on ur face mah~ no doubt tat aunties will fall for it.. keke.. ;)

    Keep smiling~! :)

  14. Lily
    September 24, 2008 11:28

    Ya, the slip u r refering to is called sales slip or sales memo… :-)

  15. fenfen
    October 1, 2008 17:39

    Hahaha… cos that’s what a typical singaporean will ask for..~

    Freebies freebies and freebies.. LOLz..

    and seldom would a customer volunteer to ask for sales memo, which is something only a sales person will be concerned about **for their commission**