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叫我[師奶殺手]!
21 September 2008 Sunday | 17:54 | -

I was at Cold Storage on Friday. Just as I was about to whip out my wallet, the cashier (yes, an auntie) leaned over and whispered that she would give me a discount. Before I could react, she reached for a leaflet and tore off the $5 discount coupon.

Oh. Ok. Thank you very much.

She later presented me with some petrol discount vouchers. I glanced at the billboard and discovered that I was only entitled to one set of vouchers, based on the purchase amount. As I tried to return the extra vouchers, she patted my hand, “Never mind. Just take, just take. Must use hor.”

Oh. Ok. Thank you very much.

With Dongfang Billy putting all his attention on his dance studio, I figure that this is the best time to carve a new career path. Ladies and gentlemen, call me 师奶杀手-AUNTIE KILLER!

*evil world domination laughter

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20 Comments

  1. 一隻熊
    September 21, 2008 19:50

    haha 你很可愛

  2. weiting
    September 21, 2008 19:55

    wahhh auntie love u so much …woohooo

  3. missche3rful
    September 21, 2008 21:24

    Cruz,

    Does the cashier auntie know that you are a 93.3Fm DJ???

  4. girlgirl
    September 21, 2008 21:38

    new added title?? wow!! envy wor..

  5. yl
    September 21, 2008 22:04

    Must be due to that set of dimples lah… :P

    http://passingsights.liquidblade.com
  6. Melmel
    September 21, 2008 22:27

    auntie got ask ur number? haha

  7. syl
    September 21, 2008 23:02

    HAHAH!

    eh see, u so popular lahh! lol =D

  8. br
    September 21, 2008 23:42

    omg!! which outlet did u go to?? wads e auntie’s name?? i wanna complain.. haha!! next time when u go there, bring me along! k?

  9. Jess89
    September 22, 2008 02:22

    YES!! MR 师奶杀手… hehe.. =)

  10. sharon – ting
    September 22, 2008 08:03

    Hi Cruz ..

    the auntie muz have listened to ur voice every mrn .. wahahaa !!~

    den when she see u .. muz be so excited =p .. wahahahaaa ~

    anyway .. jx enjoy ur “discount” ba =)) ..

  11. Girl
    September 22, 2008 09:06

    yes yes.. i agree… you are auntie killer…

  12. icez blue
    September 22, 2008 09:13

    ya.. wanna complain ler.. the auntie anyhow mis-use her authority.. hm! unfair.. heehee

  13. gerlynn
    September 22, 2008 11:30

    恭喜!恭喜!当上師奶殺手了!哇哈哈!

  14. 933 supporter
    September 22, 2008 12:31

    maybe auntie wan u 2 blog abt her…lol

  15. mk
    September 22, 2008 13:19

    你是萬人迷ma…很紅leh!

    share with ya an incident about two years back..

    back then was when campus superstar was the hottest thing in town…

    was at mediacorp reception cab stand waiting for css zhiyang…

    so we were like holding boards and stuffs with the words ‘ZY’.

    sat there for awhile, then some random person [i think auntie or uncle, cant remember] came to ask us. ‘你們在等丁志勇嗎?’

    then we were really kinda bewildered at that point of time -.-

    but hey, it shows how popular you are, everyone knows you! haha… (:

  16. JoAnNa
    September 22, 2008 14:53

    I wondered would you fall in love with an auntie?
    HAHAs. :D

  17. shuey
    September 22, 2008 16:36

    Ha…, I listen to your radio every morning while driving my son to my in-law’s place. But I do not think that I am an auntie. :) But, you are really humorous.

    http://shueytan.blogspot.com
  18. zero
    September 22, 2008 21:22

    I look forward to your WRM programme every morning but can you try not to play English songs so often. I enjoy the 万人k 歌, bring back memories of the early 90s and er 80s too (ok, not so young anymore :)

    However, most of them are in English for the last 2 weeks. Maybe the English songs are more appropriate for the 主题 then, but can you play more Chinese songs this week. After all, there should be many Chinese songs that can fit into the “not happily ever after” topic this week.

    Everyday,communicate in English, so sian until I switch from Class 95 to 93.3 about 2 years back (main reason is because I enjoy your programme lah).

  19. Tracy
    September 24, 2008 23:34

    Your title getting longer then?

    全国最文静及师奶杀手DJ???!!!

    Haha…

  20. Jessie
    September 26, 2008 14:39

    哇… 你的头衔越来越长了嘞. 哈哈