21 September 2008 Sunday | 17:54 | -
I was at Cold Storage on Friday. Just as I was about to whip out my wallet, the cashier (yes, an auntie) leaned over and whispered that she would give me a discount. Before I could react, she reached for a leaflet and tore off the $5 discount coupon.
Oh. Ok. Thank you very much.
She later presented me with some petrol discount vouchers. I glanced at the billboard and discovered that I was only entitled to one set of vouchers, based on the purchase amount. As I tried to return the extra vouchers, she patted my hand, “Never mind. Just take, just take. Must use hor.”
Oh. Ok. Thank you very much.
With Dongfang Billy putting all his attention on his dance studio, I figure that this is the best time to carve a new career path. Ladies and gentlemen, call me 师奶杀手-AUNTIE KILLER!
*evil world domination laughter














haha 你很可愛
wahhh auntie love u so much …woohooo
Cruz,
Does the cashier auntie know that you are a 93.3Fm DJ???
new added title?? wow!! envy wor..
Must be due to that set of dimples lah…
auntie got ask ur number? haha
HAHAH!
eh see, u so popular lahh! lol =D
omg!! which outlet did u go to?? wads e auntie’s name?? i wanna complain.. haha!! next time when u go there, bring me along! k?
YES!! MR 师奶杀手… hehe.. =)
Hi Cruz ..
the auntie muz have listened to ur voice every mrn .. wahahaa !!~
den when she see u .. muz be so excited =p .. wahahahaaa ~
anyway .. jx enjoy ur “discount” ba =)) ..
yes yes.. i agree… you are auntie killer…
ya.. wanna complain ler.. the auntie anyhow mis-use her authority.. hm! unfair.. heehee
恭喜!恭喜!当上師奶殺手了!哇哈哈!
maybe auntie wan u 2 blog abt her…lol
你是萬人迷ma…很紅leh!
share with ya an incident about two years back..
back then was when campus superstar was the hottest thing in town…
was at mediacorp reception cab stand waiting for css zhiyang…
so we were like holding boards and stuffs with the words ‘ZY’.
sat there for awhile, then some random person [i think auntie or uncle, cant remember] came to ask us. ‘你們在等丁志勇嗎?’
then we were really kinda bewildered at that point of time -.-
but hey, it shows how popular you are, everyone knows you! haha… (:
I wondered would you fall in love with an auntie?
HAHAs.
Ha…, I listen to your radio every morning while driving my son to my in-law’s place. But I do not think that I am an auntie.
But, you are really humorous.
I look forward to your WRM programme every morning but can you try not to play English songs so often. I enjoy the 万人k 歌, bring back memories of the early 90s and er 80s too (ok, not so young anymore
However, most of them are in English for the last 2 weeks. Maybe the English songs are more appropriate for the 主题 then, but can you play more Chinese songs this week. After all, there should be many Chinese songs that can fit into the “not happily ever after” topic this week.
Everyday,communicate in English, so sian until I switch from Class 95 to 93.3 about 2 years back (main reason is because I enjoy your programme lah).
Your title getting longer then?
全国最文静及师奶杀手DJ???!!!
Haha…
哇… 你的头衔越来越长了嘞. 哈哈