I is stupid.

M celebrates his 29th birthday tomorrow. C was roped in to plot a surprise. An alternative plan came to mind after ending the phone conversation, so I hurriedly composed a SMS to C.

说时迟 那时快。。。I sent the message to the birthday man instead!!! ARGH!

My neighbour must have been intrigued by the sudden outburst that came through the window. “Who uttered that F word with such gusto and splendour in the middle of the night?!”

We’re hoping that M wouldn’t understand the text. He mentioned repeatedly that he can’t subscribe to this blog because my entries are mainly in English.

Besides, how many Taiwanese (born and bred in a Mandarin environment) would know “scarly he there liao“. Three cheers for Singlish! Muahahahahah.

I’ve planned for a very public surprise on Y.E.S. 93.3FM at 9.30am tomorrow (Tuesday). Eh work boh? See how lah…

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Update: Yes, the birthday man is Mr Milk 叶乃文

He didn’t answer the first call at 9.10am. After trying for 20 minutes, we gave up. Just before I narrated the foolish story on air, I texted him “阿牛!快起来!”。

70 seconds before 《脱逃术》ended, I received his reply “起来啦。”

Oh! And so, I hastily made the overseas call, and put him live on air- minus the surprise element.

Happy Birthday, Ye Naiwen!

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15 Responses to “I is stupid.”

  1. 某人 Says:

    ahhh i know whoooooo!!!! hahahahaha.

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    Cruz's reply:

    ssshhhhhhhhhh!

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    某人's reply:

    whoooo!!! hahahah

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    某人's reply:

    EH, that wasnt me! i didnt say the second whoooo!!! thing. :/ strange.
    anyway i didnt tune in this morn. did it go well?

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  2. 鸡婆QH Says:

    hOhOhO~ are you thinking what i’m thinking…?? =P

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  3. missche3rful Says:

    huh…why 9.30am??? I can’t heard lo…My office don’t allow..haix…

    HOW???

    Cruz I know that you super good want so you will update and let me know right??

    =)

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  4. icez blue Says:

    teaching here… ’scarly’ is refering to a malay word where the proper spelling should be ’sekali’.. :D have fun

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  5. :D Says:

    ohhhh this is what you’ve been talking about on air. hahahaha

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  6. Pat Says:

    wat is it? Tell us leh. I cant access to radio at office just now.

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  7. winnie Says:

    failed. the plan failed. :(
    but still happy birthday to mr M!

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  8. fer Says:

    I listen “jiu shi wan ren mi” every mon to fri morning oo..yo! Need to mention one thing, the theme song “wan ren mi ya so fun ya so fun you blow my mind…lalalala~~!!!” so CUTE ^_^

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  9. purpledayz Says:

    m = milk ?

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  10. Jane Says:

    Happy birthday to ye nai wen!! Hope he enjoy himself. Hehe. Cruz u got 1 post abt winning milk album right? The dateline is 30/08/08 if i am not wrong. How we noe if we got win his album or wat? by email or? Hehe. Thanks in advance… :D

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  11. niCOLE 豪 Says:

    NB, I didn’t wake up… LOL…

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    niCOLE 豪's reply:

    Read 2 times before I understand the whole thing…
    M and C… C not = Cruz…

    M don’t understand Engwish…
    M don’t even know how to find a online translator la…
    Few days ago he online leh, but seems like kinda busy…
    And he always say he wake up in the afternoon de…

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