1. I should have been more diligent. I shouldn’t have procrastinated…Or I wouldn’t have to stay in the production suite till 2am to complete 金曲权威25：陈淑桦特备 (to be aired 12 hours later).

2. I should have slept immediately when I reached home. I shouldn’t have watched 溏心风暴之家好月圆 till 6am… Or I wouldn’t have got out of bed at 2pm and messed up my biological clock.

3. I should have went out to get a healthier dinner, instead of ordering pizza as my first meal of the day at 6pm… A thunderstorm is not an excuse.

4. I should have watched the Olympics Closing sitting up straight… Or I wouldn’t have dozed off in bed at 8.25pm. Only weaklings would repeatedly blame the weather.

5. I shouldn’t have surfed channels in a semi conscious state at 10.30pm… Or I wouldn’t be wide awake after watching the hilarious Army Daze on Arts Central.

It’s 4.20am and I haven’t closed my eyes yet.

The only thing I achieved this weekend, apart from the Chen Shuhua special that I’m pretty pleased with, is ‘seeing my territory grow as I got more sleek at smuggling pirated VCDs and stealing cars’ in 古惑仔：Street Wars－ my favourite Facebook application at the moment. I need many more credits before I can ‘own a hotel and a casino’!

I know I shouldn’t pile up on the calories after the pizza last night, but I’m really tempted to get my favourite Sausage McMuffin with Egg before going to work. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s MONDAY!