Hilarious Horoscope
I hadn’t clicked on the AstrologyZone bookmark in my browser for a couple of months now. The forecasts for November aren’t available yet, so I was in a funny situation of reading the (really lengthly) monthly horoscope at the end of the month.
The most hilarious bit:
It is highly unlikely that you will gain weight - Saturn conjunct the Sun as you have now is legendary for causing weight loss.
Ah… All future Hit Awards MUST be held when Saturn conjuncts the Sun. Period.
In other paragraphs,
As the planet of reality, Saturn’s main job is to make dreams real and tangible. That’s why Saturn visits like the one you are in now can be so powerful. You seem to be busy setting up one large element of your life that will remain in your life for twenty years or more, even forever.
Wah!. I happen to be planning for something!
Under Saturn you’ll be under some strain. Keep an eye on how you are feeling, and get more rest when you feel you need to
Oh. I flared up big time. It went unmentioned on this blog. Even my confidants thought it was rather extraordinary.*coughs
This month should sparkle with plenty of social opportunities. Venus will be in Virgo, so you’ll be in demand, with more calls on your cell phone than your voice mail could possibly handle.
Social opps my ass. I was busy with Dark Alley and Hit Awards the entire month. The only calls on my mobile were from telemarketers eager to offer me credit cards with with life time fee waivers. Phui.
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October 30th, 2007 at 3:50 am
muaahhaaa….
still on weight ah? hmm… wonder if i can get Saturn to conjuct with the sun for my horoscope PERMANENTLY! Sigh…
wat are u planning? other than e endless trips and e upcoming turkey one? *envious…*
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October 30th, 2007 at 9:13 am
This msg is not for Cruz, it’s for all Cruz’s supporter. After listening to 2days of 933 morning section without Cruz voice, I realised that there is really something missing, of course Pei fen and Ivy is also great but I just missed the voice that always wake me up when I am on the way to work. How do the rest of you feel? Having the same feeling like me? Hope that Cruz can be back on air soon.
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October 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Mei:
I know what you mean. So I usually don’t listen to WRM when Cruz’s not around. I’m glad that this week I’ve got a school termbreak; so I won’t need to wake up so early and get my no-Cruz-blues. Haha.
But when he’s going for the Turkey trip next month… well my classmates will be suffering. Haha!
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October 31st, 2007 at 3:56 am
haha…doesnt affect me at the moment cos aint in Singapore…
Hopefully he’ll be back in 3 weeks’ time cos tat’s when I’ll be back!
haha…
but…still misses e old WRM…
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Today is the 3rd day without listening to Cruz on air, so sleepy when reached office as I didn’t exercise my cheek on my way to work (usually will laugh or smile when cruz is on air and make me awake) Cruz, why you can go one week leave so long meh????
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November 1st, 2007 at 11:11 am
Mei & indefinable :
Today is the 4th day w/o Cruz…its like counting down for his return
I had exactly the same feelings like both of u too…odd w/o his voice on air.
So, what will happen if he is away to Turkey for almost 2weeks (11days)!! OMG:(
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