Destined to be FAT

D.T.B.F will be a new category in this blog. I will take you on a journey to witness how Cruz Teng gets fatter by the day.

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I was happy to watch the rerun of 瘦身男女 on Channel U last evening. I totally adore Sammi Cheng in her various roles that made her Box Office Queen a few years back.

There was a scene in the movie where Andy and Sammi had some fried chicken as they dug through tonnes of paper to look for evidence of Andy’s innocence.

That gave me a sudden craving for fried chicken.

*Funny how the word craving appears so frequently in my blog nowadays.

Cruz:
Shit man. I saw them eat KFC, I oso wanna eat!
I tried to control lah… Then I saw the clock 940pm- I decided it’s still quite early…
Then then… Yuan lai the clock no batt!
OMG. I ordered KFC at 10.50pm!
Jit bai si liao.

Don:
It’s ok lah… Bui will bui… but buay si eh lah…

JT:
Jit bai really can change name to Bah Bah Teng liao!

WB:
They should have this opening line after 10pm. “It’s very late already… Mr Teng, are you sure you want to order oily and fattening fried chicken at 10.50pm?”

The chicken was delivered at 11.35pm. By the time I finished ONE crispy AND TWO original (pieces of chicken) AND a coleslaw, it was already 12am.

Jit bai si liao…

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19 Responses to “Destined to be FAT”

  1. Donald Says:

    Haha. Me too.. I can’t control cravings !!! -.-” Kill me pls..

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  2. rainfantasy Says:

    a look at your little KFC pix made me crave now..I’m famished…

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  3. indefinable Says:

    You just reminded me I haven’t eaten KFC for quite a while already… :/

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  4. Jeslene Says:

    Eee Cruz the picture of the KFC WAVED AT ME LAH! It waved and say eat lah eat lah, diet tomorrow then say lah!

    You two managed to make me laugh to myself in the train today, I think everyone thinks im nuts already.

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  5. jason Says:

    haha i watch the show last night also. But I had dinner at Pariss@taka so i wasnt really attracted by the KFC andy and sammi ate. Anyway Singapore’s KPC also not so nice liao.

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  6. LaiLai Says:

    The KFC commercial also make the chicken so tempting that when it is show late at night it really make pp want to call the new hotline no 62221111 no more 6353535…Need to get use of the new no or else call the wrong no to call for fried chicken…Does not matter to eat fried chicken lah as it is once a while mah not everyday can liao…

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  7. simply me Says:

    ??????Some pple don’t even have coleslaw to eat lo… U have coleslaw + 3 pcs of chickens leh!

    but…. wait!

    Did pple also say ?????

    =P

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  8. Agnes Says:

    ???? had show many times on TV and I have the VCD that I had brought many years ago but I only watch Cantonese part more nicer…

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  9. rainie Says:

    It’s all right to reward ourselves with good food for the sake of working hard. Haha… ;)

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  10. sUmmergaLz Says:

    the time now is 11.36pm..Hope you are not dialing 6777 3777 at this time of the night :p

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  11. JL Says:

    I told you its not BumbleC (for Cruz Teng) le… Its still BumbleB (for Bah Teng)… Kekeke

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  12. Cindy Says:

    haha…i also got watch ????…super nice =) i watched the 3rd or 4th time le i think…everytime play on tv i also got watch…hehe…nice show *support support* :p

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  13. nekoi Says:

    Bah Bah Teng, I think I’ll eat KFC for lunch later too….

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  14. Jac Says:

    Haha!!

    Cruz, you are really blur leh.

    It’s ok lah, as you already said your are D.T.B.F.
    So, accept your fate, don’t try to change it. ;p

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  15. DNC Says:

    Hey Cruz!! since your current condition cant allow you to exercise normally… then would there be sponsors to let you keep fit using their belt-like tummy trim machines? you can host morning show while wearing the “belt” ;p

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  16. Michie Says:

    Dun eat, drink water will also fat so might as well eat loh!What’s life w/o food??? U bui bui also cute, we like! ;D

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  17. Pucca Says:

    waliao, bui bui cruz teng, u make me hunger for kfc nw leh … 8)

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  18. jojo Says:

    I never know KFC operate till so late lor.. do they have 24 hrs delivery service like McDonalds? hope not… or you will be having more of it at weird hours lor.. No No No No..

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  19. Wei De Says:

    haha…bo bian…u cant exercise also mah… think even after recovered, can at most go swimming bah… juz watch ur diet bah, thou its hard to resist e temptations… lolz.

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