The SMS exchange on 14 Feb

K:
Happy Valentine’s to the King and (future) Queen.

Cruz:
Still finding… Huat ah!

K:
Pls call 1800 6 668 668 when you’re free.

Cruz:
What’s that hotline for? Alcoholic Anonymous? Anti Drug Abuse? Quit Gambling?

K:
For problem gamblers. Wah lao. I wish you find Queen, you say huat for what?

Cruz:
Nah. Anyway, the King doesn’t need a Queen. He needs an Ace.

K:
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