When I was in Taipei last week, Ryan took over my car as usual.

The tank was full. The cashcard was ready. Everything was ok, except that the road tax label I renewed in December wasn’t displayed.

Muahahah.

And so, he got stopped by the Traffic Police late one night and was asked a number of questions, including the ownership of the car, and why there wasn’t a valid road tax label. He answered all the questions with a breeze until they decided to check the car.

1. They opened up the boot and saw about 10 WOOHOO BEARs.

“What are these?”

2. They saw my credit card in the car.

“Why is your friend’s credit card lying around? What is his name?”

3. Then they saw compact powder.

“You say your friend is a guy right? Why is there make up in the car?”

Muahahaha.

Sigh. My friend(s) wouldn’t have such problems if I was erm, more famous.

1. OMG! WOOHOO BEARs! Can I have one please? Pretty please?

2. OMG! Cruz Teng’s credit card! Can I take a picture?

3. OMG! Cruz Teng’s powder? So he uses this brand ah? Is it good?