Because I was complaining about Jack and his cousin, Art’s minimal sincerity in their one line SMS greeting for my birthday, I thought I had to do a demonstration when Jack celebrated his birthday on the 26th.

Wake up and pee!
It’s your big day, ah dee!

Happy Birthday,
Next year get high pay.

May you get all the chicks you wanna lay,
Or all the guys if you turn gay.

There’s plenty more I wanna say,
Like wishing you get your way every day.

Come what may,
Hope you’ll stay your ugly obnoxious way.

We’ll love you in every way,
Even if people keep you at bay.

Yay!

It rhymes! Muahaha

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