Here’s a bouquet of carnations to all the teachers who experienced the misfortune of having Teng Chee Yong in their classes – Charlton Primary School 1986 – 1991, Anderson Secondary School 1992 – 1995 and Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Business Studies 1996 – 1999. With hundreds and thousands of names appearing on their class registers year [...]

If you think my life is full of drama, wait till you hear about my dreams… Last night, I dreamt that I was going steady with a Heavenly Queen of Chinese Pop (who shall remain anonymous). Paparazzi sneaked up on us. Soon, my pictures were all over the papers across Asia! Woah! The funniest thing [...]

All right, it’s the final week of voting. After remaining relatively dignified for the last three weeks, it’s time for me to be shameless with a capital S. Time is running out, people! Really, this is the time of the year I feel so loved. Winning an award is never a solo achievement. Because of [...]

女听众A: 志勇，你瘦了 *Blush* *** 女听众B: 志勇，你真人比照片好看。 *Blush* 简直是睁着眼睛说瞎话。 不过我喜欢。哈哈哈哈哈。 *** 慧诗: 你的头发很好看。谁帮你弄的？ 志勇： 自己。 慧诗： 那为什么你每天来公司头发那么难看？ 志勇： 又不是每天有人找我签名、拍照！ *** Yes. I’m a himbo. A lazy one.

At the mahjong table earlier this evening, I lovingly unveiled the BLUE packaging, all eager to sink my teeth into the burger. I got a Double Cheeseburger instead. Wah laos. If I got bai sin, then I cannot eat beef ley. Like that how? I peered into the paper bag, searching for a straw to [...]