Reality hits you hard- that you’re no longer a carefree, happy go lucky, pimply teenager- when an SMS invite for an otherwise simple dinner turns into a discussion on the venue and post dinner activities, having to take into account that we have a heavily pregnant woman in our midst, and that another Miss was [...]

This morning…
现在播报新闻简讯。。。
在印尼，莫拉皮火山喷出滚滚浓烟和椰浆。
（pauses two seconds)
岩浆。。。
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHA

Although that fact has been established for a rather long time (mostly by Me, Myself and I), she was the first person to say that aloud in the most blatant manner ever.
She’s the first person to call me Sweetie.
And she’s going to London to join her husband next week.
I didn’t know Michelle in time to [...]