In Cruz Teng’s vocabulary, Fuck isn’t the most vulgar word that begins with the sixth letter of the alphabet.
I cringe uncontrollably… I might even froth at the mouth… At the mention of Forever.
Who’re you kidding, Lee Hom? was the reaction when I heard Forever Love.
I thought the line in 大城小爱 was more appropriate.
千万不要说天长地久 免得你觉得我不切实际

Over lychee [...]

Black Monday, they say. Half the station is down.
Huishi and Mary are down with flu;
Peifen got rashes from attending a soccer match on Saturday;
My sore throat has worsened to the extent that it’s painful to swallow.
And the latest I heard, Liyi is on MC too.
What the … …
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Updates at 10pm:
Liyi is down with stomach flu.
And [...]

If you think that the entire retail industry would be freaking out at the massive crowd generated by the Great Singapore Sale, and therefore providing sucky service, I would like to assure you that this cashier at Watsons, Novena Square is not overly stressed (yet).
Or is it because they don’t have huge discounts, therefore no [...]

Her email at 3:15am this morning went:

Dear all,
Thank you all so much for the presents… I like it very much This is a very pre-celebration leh… Haha… it can still continue for the next 1 month like CNY… Haha…
I m not good with words… only good at talking rubbish… so… i guess the only [...]

At the 茶餐厅…
Cruz:
Can you get the bill while I go pee?
Arthover:
Sure.
Cruz:
How much?
Arthover:
It’s ok.
Woohoo!
At Sushi Tei…
Cruz:
Can you get the bill first? I left my wallet in the car.
Arthover:
Sure.
Two hours later at home…
Cruz:
Ah… I forgot to pay you for the dinner.
Arthover:
It’s ok.
Hahaha.
At Ichiban Boshi…
Cruz:
Considering the fact that [...]