Archives: May, 2006

12 months.

Tuesday 30 May 2006

In Cruz Teng’s vocabulary, Fuck isn’t the most vulgar word that begins with the sixth letter of the alphabet.
I cringe uncontrollably… I might even froth at the mouth… At the mention of Forever.
Who’re you kidding, Lee Hom? was the reaction when I heard Forever Love.
I thought the line in 大城小爱 was more appropriate.
千万不要说天长地久 免得你觉得我不切实际

Over lychee [...]

What’s going man?!

Monday 29 May 2006

Black Monday, they say. Half the station is down.
Huishi and Mary are down with flu;
Peifen got rashes from attending a soccer match on Saturday;
My sore throat has worsened to the extent that it’s painful to swallow.
And the latest I heard, Liyi is on MC too.
What the … …
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Updates at 10pm:
Liyi is down with stomach flu.
And [...]

Friendly Cashier

Sunday 28 May 2006

If you think that the entire retail industry would be freaking out at the massive crowd generated by the Great Singapore Sale, and therefore providing sucky service, I would like to assure you that this cashier at Watsons, Novena Square is not overly stressed (yet).
Or is it because they don’t have huge discounts, therefore no [...]

Happy BD in advance!

Sunday 28 May 2006

Her email at 3:15am this morning went:

Dear all,
Thank you all so much for the presents… I like it very much This is a very pre-celebration leh… Haha… it can still continue for the next 1 month like CNY… Haha…
I m not good with words… only good at talking rubbish… so… i guess the only [...]

How I got 3 FREE dinners in a week

Friday 26 May 2006

At the 茶餐厅…
Cruz:
Can you get the bill while I go pee?
Arthover:
Sure.
Cruz:
How much?
Arthover:
It’s ok.
Woohoo!
At Sushi Tei…
Cruz:
Can you get the bill first? I left my wallet in the car.
Arthover:
Sure.
Two hours later at home…
Cruz:
Ah… I forgot to pay you for the dinner.
Arthover:
It’s ok.
Hahaha.
At Ichiban Boshi…
Cruz:
Considering the fact that [...]