Every comic superhero has his or her own special power. If I were to become a superhero right now, my weapon would be KILLER BREATH.

Really, when I encounter danger, I can simply open my big mouth and go “Hahhhhh“. That person will either fall unconscious or drop dead, depending on how long I keep my mouth opened, and perhaps the wind direction too.

Duh.

Haven’t been able to brush my teeth since 6am yesterday. And I’m sure my breath stinks. Not that I’ve tried to sniff it… I don’t want to die from the toxic fumes leh.

And I can’t go just like that, cos I have to pay for the 500+ bucks I incurred yesterday. Wow. The extraction was only $80, and the rest was for filling. Thanks to my strong wrist power, I’ve been exerting too much pressure while brushing. The roots were exposed, which meant I really had to take my time when eating cold or hot food. And the roots were not exposed in one, two areas. The dentist had to do fillings on eight separate areas! Whew. Not a good time to give so much money to the dentist when I’m getting a car soon.

Moral of the story is: Please brush gently. Do not scrub as you would to a toilet floor. Please see your friendly neighourhood dentist for more information.

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