Nasty Cruz

I think I’m a really nasty person :P

At the wedding dinner on Saturday, I was most disturbed by the man serving our table. Note that I didn’t use the word waiter, because I seriously think he doesn’t qualify to be one.

F asked for a glass of iced water… and got it thirty minutes later. Vs my glass of coke which appeared in five minutes. He explained that they were busy…

Huh? We asked for a glass of iced water leh. Not a glass of water at Ten Degrees Celsius with Five Symmetrical Ice Cubes leh.
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Halfway through the dinner, this guy removed P’s individual plate. When P looked up in surprise, he asked

“噢。你还要啊?”

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Towards the final three courses, he was in a hurry to clear the dishes.

“你们还要吗?”

“要。”

Ok, everyone wants to knock off early, but don’t you think it’s highly inappropriate to harass us when there’s more than 40% of food remaining?

Five minutes later, he asked again.

“你们还要吗?”

“要。你放着吧。”

In case you don’t geddit, I donch want to eat already. I just wanted to tekan him.

But I guessed he must have met similar guests who tried tormenting him in this same manner.

When my head was turned, he cleared my individual plate without giving me a chance to protest. Bish.

He pointed to the lonely big plate in the middle of the table…

你们还要吗?”

“我的盘都被你收了。我还能要吗?”

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