Pain Pain Pain
It’s confirmed. Cruz Teng is so accident prone, it’s hard to believe any insurance company is willing to take him in.
I got out of bed at 3pm yesterday, and ~stretched~. To my horror, I felt a sharp pain on the right side of my neck and upper back.
Wah lao eh!
Subsequently I could neither turn nor tilt my big head to the right. Thinking I could sleep the pain away, I went to bed early last night. And I found I couldn’t sleep sideways and had to lie flat on my back like a corpse.
This morning, I had trouble washing up for work. Contemplated taking MC… But no no no.. I am a responsible person okay. Even if I have to crawl to work, I would…
Please try to believe me.
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Cos I’m having trouble believing that line myself. Hahaha.
I dropped by a clinic in Ang Mo Kio this afternoon. The 大夫 is the dad of a friend who shall not be named.
“Hello, Auntie! 我是___的朋友，志勇。”
“我知道。我在电视看过你。”
“那有没有discount？”
No lah, I didn’t say that line. Don’t be so cheapo.
I mean don’t be so cheapo on the first visit . Ask on the second visit. Hahaha.
Uncle aka Chinese Physician Soo rubbed some ointment on the affected area and provided some sound relief.
Then he told me to lie face down and started to smack my legs!
Wah! Pain leh!
“Uncle，我什么事 huh？”
“很奇怪hor,你上面痛，我打下面。”
He proceeded to give an explanation which was too chim for my comprehension.
Never mind, so long as it works.
The next time you have aches, or pull some muscles, you might want to visit Mr Soo Cheng Kim @ Blk 574 Ang Mo Kio Ave 10 #01-1833. The number to store is 65527956.
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