Wedding Invites
I figured I’d be bombarded with wedding invites from friends after the seventh lunar month. If you didn’t get any, it could be that:
a. You are a bit older than I am: All your friends (who intend to settle down) have already settled down…
b. You are way older than I am: You aren’t attending your friends’ wedding, but your friends’ children’s weddings…
What’s the worst thing that can happen to wedding guests?
a. Arrive at the venue and discover you forgot a red packet.
b. Arrive and realise you don’t have enough (non giam chye) cash to put into the envelope.
c. Turn up terrifically over or under dressed.
d. Find yourself seated with complete strangers.
I’ve got two dinners to attend this week.
And I suspect I’m going to be seated with 8 people I don’t know at Pan Pacific tonight. Argh!
And for the dinner at Regent on Sunday, the bride must be feverishly praying I don’t come up with any silly games. Hahaha.
A lot of friends, mostly female, exit the dinner with plenty of comments. Besides the usual debate over the food and service, they evaluate everything. Décor, lighting, music, speeches by the couple… It’s almost like a case study: the Dos and Don’ts for their own special day.
I only amuse myself with the cheesy presentation of the first dish. I’m waiting for the day someone trips in the dark and creates a domino effect. Hahaha. **Just joking~~
And oh, is it just me? I don’t know why but I somehow always leave wedding dinners with a half empty stomach… Hmmm…
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