Wah Biang. I’m very tired.

I went swimming just now.

Swimming! Yes! Swimming.

Not dry-swimming ie mahjong hor. REAL Swimming.

Since I was going swimming, I went to work in shorts and slippers today.

Boss:

丁志勇！你可不可以不要那么没有形象？！

Me：

金唛奖+金曲奖要来了。。。我要去游泳。。

Boss：

很好。你终于醒悟了。

Later on, a few VPs and AVPs (read: Big Shots) saw me.

“Oei! Going to market ah?!”

“Wah lao eh! Going to the beach ah?”

“If Glenn Ong can come to work in jeans and tee, why are you wearing shorts and slippers?”

Me: “No lah. Glenn is overdressed.”

Hahaha.

Thanks to How Han who brought me to a sibei ulu pool!! When you’re not in good shape, do not risk going to a crowded pool right smack in the heartlands “哇！那个志勇这样肥啊？！” I felt safe at that sibei ulu pool cos there were only a few out-of-shape middle aged men panting in the pool with me.

(edit: I re-read this and thought the above line sounded kinky…. Phui…)

If you happen to see me at that sibei ulu pool, please pretend you don’t know me. Please, please, please. Wait till I get back in shape ok?

Then again, I’ll probably be at the crowded pools. Wahahah.

I was panting like a dog in less than 5 mins…. And I almost couldn’t lift my arms to shower just now.

I really need more exercise.

But for now, I need to sleep.