Everytime I go kway-sio at the CNY bazaars, Hari Raya bazaars, whatever bazaars, I’d visualise myself as a stall owner.
来啊！看看啊！
喜欢算你便宜点啊~
不要买~不要紧啊~
来啊！看看啊！
Jan had fun with her bazaar a few months back, and now it’s Arthover’s turn.
Date: 1 Oct 2005 Saturday
Time: 3pm-11pm (he thinks…)
Venue: Tanglin Mall
Please go support him…
Oh, I might just go down and role play:
来啊！看看啊！
喜欢算你便宜点啊~
不要买~不要紧啊~
来啊！看看啊！
老板不在~乱乱卖啊！

I figured I’d be bombarded with wedding invites from friends after the seventh lunar month. If you didn’t get any, it could be that:
a. You are a bit older than I am: All your friends (who intend to settle down) have already settled down…
b. You are way older than I am: You aren’t attending your friends’ wedding, [...]

Before I get a car and turn into a bona fide road terror, road users all around the island might want to be extra cautious from 3 Oct.

Unless you close your eyes every time you’re on the roads (like how commuters pretend not to see pregnant women and elderly on the MRT…), it’s highly unlikely [...]

A couple of guys weren’t able to logon over the weekend. They got an error message informing them that their requests could not be fulfilled on this server, and that rules have been established for access.
No one knew WHY, WHAT, WHEN, HOW…
We concluded it’s because of this anti-spam plugin I was using… But hor, it [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, 无敌是寂寞的。。。
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！