My mum just reminded that it’s my Lunar Birthday today!
27th Day of the 7th Lunar Month.
There used to be a lot of celebrations going on - for 7th month , not my lunar birthday lah.
Almost everyone living at Chin Swee Road then would turn up for the big scale wayang downstairs. There was even a [...]

2 more nights of XianGe, and I’m off doing mornings!
Thanks for the “will miss ya” SMSes over the past few nights. And thanks for all the sweet emails. =D

From: Judy
To: yes933@mediacorpradio.com
Understand that there is a re-shedule of programmes? I hope that Zhi Yong can go back to morning shift programme. I really miss his “nonsense”! [...]

A:
did u see the ah beng language converter in kenny sia’s site?
Cruz:
oh ya. sibei farnie.
A:
haha a friend of mine asked me to recommend it to u… cos she say u a bit beng so very suitable
Cruz:

A:
hahha… see… ppl can see from yr blog that u beng. she duno u in person.
Cruz:
actually hor, beng [...]

Firstly, I owe a couple of guys a big apology.
For those who previously bookmarked www.cruzteng.com, you were directed to some ulu sembawang site over the week.
Sorry you got a shock;
Sorry you weren’t able to enjoy the daily dosage;
Sorry if you suffered from extreme withdrawal syndromes,
Sorry I can’t offer any compensation.
If you’ve been a faithful follower [...]

My friend’s friend’s friend had an awful encounter on the MRT the other day.
No lah, the armed guards didn’t harass her.
No one bang-pwee-ed in the train.
And there was no delay cos no one hopped down the tracks to retrieve something…
The horror story begins when my friend’s friend’s friend saw a lady dressed in white walking [...]