Where got Happy News?!
There’s this radio show in Taiwan that covers only the good news. No disasters, no tragedies… 100% good news. Wish I could do that in Singapore..
But oh no..
Bus fare hikes…
Then cab fare also wanna increase…
Perverted Malaysian guy rapes and kills China girl in Singapore…
Taxi driver anyhow play play on the road and kills motorcyclist…
Commando injures himself at NDP rehearsal…
Maid kills employer…
Wah lao eh! Where got material for Good News Show?
Furthermore, I nearly died while reading the papers today.
(Note to all: Do not eat and read the papers at the same time.)
Choking Incident No 1
Apparently, there had been requests from complete strangers, requesting to view the body of the late Miss Liu Hong Mei. I’m glad the organizers didn’t turn the funeral wake into a circus by allowing these morons to do so.
Do these people even know the meaning of RESPECT?!
Why the fark would you want to look at the deceased? And who the hell do you think you are? Tossing up some peh kim gives you the right to sit down and have some light refreshments; it does not entitle you a single second near the coffin. This isn’t the place for cheap thrills!
Besides the ah ceks and their kaypoh counterparts crowding around the area seeking inspiration for 4D Numbers, two morons lifted the coffin lid when the organizers were not looking!
WTF WTF WTF!
Where did these two come from?
Trying to surpass other Ugly Singaporeans like the Joo Chiat Professor isit?
I hereby beseech the authorities to speed up the construction of the Integrated Resorts. So that these people can occupy themselves at the jackpot machines, subsequently lose a fortune and thus have to take on jobs round the clock. That will effectively prevent them from embarrassing themselves at such occasions.
Choking Incident No 2
The man who earned $600,000 a year… The man who flies first class… The man who does not think a $990 tap is “that” expensive.
The man who tried to sue SPH and in return got full coverage of the court case on ST, Zaobao, TNP,and I suspect the Malay and Tamil dailies as well.
You wouldn’t need me to tell you that the reports aren’t exactly in his favour right?
The Organisation has some major damage control to do. Good Luck.
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