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When your friend ends a relationship, what would you do?

a. Keep him/her occupied day and night to distract him/her from the trauma.

Not recommended if you’re of different sexes, in case you’re accused of trying to 趁虚而入.

b. Drag him/her to a watering hole and order 10 Long Islands and 20 Tequila shots.

Not recommended. In case you ma bok earlier than him/her, he/she has to take care of you. And a hangover isn’t the most desirable complement to the heartache he/she is going through.

c. Pin The Ex’s picture on a dart board and pretend you’re Legolas from Lord of the Rings.

Not Recommended. Scarly they patch back how?

d. Curse and swear at The Ex, telling your friend he/she is better off without The Ex.

Not Recommended. See above.

Options C and D are out for me.

Cos The Ex is also my friend.

To my friend, aka The Ex: WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!

Okie, I haven’t heard the full story from The Ex, so it’s not fair for me to jump to conclusions. But the side of the story I’ve heard so far warrants this. Once again, WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!

If The Ex isn’t my friend of more than 10 years, I’d be stuffing shit down his throat and tell him to Wake up his farking idea.

Okie okie, maybe he had his own difficulties and sad side of the story, but WHAT THE FARK WAS HE THINKING?!

I definitely have a problem with people having difficulties making up their minds.

Fine if you cannot settle on a Monogram or Damier from LV. But when your decision involves another party, you had better think twice before popping the “can we go steady” question, cos you’re not the only person to get wounded. You get another innocent party hurt- the person whom you thought you will love for the rest of your life- maybe not the rest of your life, but at least a reasonable number of years…

In this case, my friend has caused a massive amount of damage. At the moment, I cannot determine whether the destruction is reversible or irreversible… I can’t help but say WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!

Ladies and gentlemen, puppy love is reserved for adolescents- for people barely out of puberty. Boy has a crush on Girl, Girl gets the butterflies-in-stomach feeling, Boy and Girl go part tor. Boy or/and Girl gets bored. Sigh.

Puppy Love is part and parcel of growing up, no?

At 26, I certainly demand a more mature approach to the “can we go steady” issue.

Some of my peers are married or getting married.

Several are contemplating “applying for a HDB flat together” but decide to wait and see.

Quite a few are still feverishly waiting for Cupid to strike.

There are those who are not keen (yet) to live with someone for the rest of their lives, so they are out of the dating game. (Me! Me! Me!)

And then there are _______s (5 letter word starting with M or I, deleted in order not to make my friend an ex-friend) who are not very sure and thus take a wrong step.

I don’t know how much brain juice went into his decision making process, but I’m pretty sure my friend isn’t happier than he was a couple of months ago.

He and she may or may not be friends after this saga.

But they’ll always top my Buddy List.

Nonetheless, I still want to know

WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!