At the doc’s
Okie. I’m not gonna die… Not just yet…
(Whoever’s in charge of booking the memorial service venue, please cancel it. And do inform Universal Music that Energy does not have to sing 永远不说再见 for the finale anymore. Thanks.)
The specialist said it’s unlikely I have colon cancer (.. erm, I came up with that suspicion myself..) Well, I could go for a colonoscope priced at around $1000 if I wanna assure myself completely. But since it involves inserting something long, hard and cold into my anus, I just had to politely decline. Wow. Hard choice there. Hahaha. Anyway, the government recommends people do their first colonoscope after 40, so I’m not quite there yet.
By the way, did you know that piles could be classified into 4 categories? I was shown 3 damn bloody (and I really mean BLOODY!) pictures.. (Cat 1 is the baby stage, not bloody at all).
Then I was shown the different types of surgery available.
The last one seems to be the most comfortable one: Inject a shot of liquid nitrogen, the thing freezes and viola! However it’s very unfortunate the procedure isn’t available “here“.. (I forgot to clarify whether he meant “in the clinic” or “in the country“.)
And oh! Piles removal surgery = approx 2 weeks’ MC. Wow!
Then again I decided not to take up the enticing offer.
Not after I was shown another series of bloody pics.
Yucks/ Gross/ Disgusting is an Understatement.
After an unexpected lesson on one of the most neglected parts of the human anatomy, he finally gave me an alternative. There was this oral medicine that’s supposed to be very effective for patients in the early stages.
Wah biangz! 1 month’s supply costs nearly $60!
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